12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos

 

1. Stand Up Straight With Your Shoulders Back

2. Treat Yourself Like Someone You Are Responsible For Helping

3. Make Friends With People Who Want The Best For You

4. Compare Yourself To Who You Were Yesterday Not To Who Someone Else Is Today

5. Do Not Let Your Children Do Anything That Makes You Dislike Them

6. Set Your House In Perfect Order Before You Criticize The World

7. Pursue What Is Meaningful (Not What Is Expedient)

8. Tell The Truth Or At Least Don't Lie

9. Assume That The Person You Are Listening To Might Know Something You Don't

10. Be Precise In Your Speech

11. Do Not Bother Children When They Are Skateboarding

12. Pet A Cat When You Encounter One On The Street

13. Coda (What Shall I Do With My Pen Of Light?)

 

Breathe

 

1. Dragged Away Into A Gender Paradox

2. The Worm Inside The Heart Of Man

3. Set On Fire By My Republican Colleagues For Being An Inconsistent Sociopath

4. Paradise Lost And Ultimately Destroyed

5. Aggressively Understating The Importance Of Masculine Boundaries

6. Traitors Are Gentlemen To The Modern State

7. Escaping Into The Folds Of Unconsciousness

8. Start Wildfires In California

9. Kings Be Under The Gizzard Bridge of Gaiety

10. Handcuffed By The Distressing Nudity Of Identity Politics

11. I Cannot Remember Your Face Or Your Address

12. Catalonia Cut Down The Middle And Burnt From Within

13. Forty Six Messages Left For Harry Hooker

14. Beheaded In The House of Jehovah

15. There Are Errors Within Your Mind

16. Drinking Diabetes With Foot Under Throttle

17. Ophelia Induces Ireland Without Care or Concern For Trees

18. Seneca Riddled With Parasites And Prayer

19. Within The Open Sky Is Your End

20. Ayn Rand Wrings Her Hands And No One Stops Her

21. Now I Understand Your Dilemma

22. Intention To Blame Me For Recent Crime Waves

23. Open Circuits And A Destroyed City

24. Pursue The Broken And Accept Regret

25. Drinking Cyanide In A Stained Wedding Dress

26. Holding Grudges Into The Apocalypse

27. Militarise the Lgbtqia and Other Divisive Acronyms

28. Muzzles Go Dark on the 32nd Floor of the Mandalay Hotel

29. My Respirator Answers Only To Suicide

30. Robots Will Ensure I Feel No Pain and No Isolation

31. Nietzsche's Dog Walks on Two Legs Clutching His Tax Return

32. Omran Daqneesh Stares Stunned And Bloodied At The Syrian Sun

33. An Incorruptible Duel with Victorian Terror

34. Bounce And Wallow Against You Mindless Drones

35. Sierra Leone Is Lost in a World of Mud

36. The Egyptian Book of the Dead Litters the Streets of Rome

37. Tombs Of The Internet

38. Kant and the Kingdom of Ends

39. Urban Irritations In The House Of The Coward

40. Las Vegas Mass Shootings and the Soul of the World

41. Donate To A Body Farm And Give Me The Coordinates

42. Life Is a Burning House Built by Contagion

43. You Are Yet to Check Out Of Your Hotel Room

44. The Safe Schools Program Is Gender Abuse

45. Angered by a Traditional Reading of the Bible

46. Unheard Children Calmly Impale Noisy Critics

47. Grinding Against The Will Of The World

48. Jupiter Will Swing God Mars Beyond the Kuiper Belt

49. Throat Is Broken And Wanting

50. Smoke Crack for Peace And Ask For Charity

51. Exposed To The Savagery Of The Post Modern Wilderness

52. Roswell Was A Corruption of God And The Western World

53. Sing Within a North Korean Nuclear Storm

54. My Life Should Not Feel Like This

55. The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death

56. Communists Respond To A Dead Moon

57. Upbeat Children Punching Their Fathers In The Neck

58. Peace Is for Junkies and Real Estate Agents

59. Controlling The Street Is More Important Than Controlling Your Latte

60. We Declare Our Right On This Earth

61. Our Heroes Are Destroyed in A Hail Of Accusations

62. Unrepentant Soldier of God And Destroyer Of Children

63. Dragged Under A Car Driven By Stereotypes

64. To Know Extinction

65. The Tyrant Is Dead And Imprisoned

66. Charlie Gard Is Caught Between Worlds

67. God Has Asked Too Much of You

68. Grenfell Tower Burns

69. Gurrumul Wants Darkness Let Him Be Darkness

70. Buried with Thirteen Bunnies

71. I Brought You the Horizon and You Sold Me To The Sun

72. If You Have Nothing to Hide You Have Nothing to Die For

73. Irrelevant Sonic Variations Distort The Disturbance Of Dementia

74. To Trade Places In The Home Of The Architect Destroyer

75. Zombie Whales Will Consume New York City

76. The Dark Ages of Universe and Origin Without Form and Void