Safe Spaces Will Not Stop Me
1. Kendrick Lamar Is Eating All Of Your Children
2. Draymond Green Kicks The Whole World In The Junk
3. Liam Gallagher Wants Your Father to Share Needles with Him
4. Swiftly She Scalps Her Fans
5. Reeva Steenkamp Responds To Oscar Pistorius
6. A Hole in JFK Called Courtney Cobain
7. Don Burke Diagnoses His Predatory Ways
8. Nancy Reagan Remembers Bill Hicks
9. Your Parrot Is No King in This Country
10. Disoriented Sisyphus Curses Camus
11. Ben Stiller Cannot Even Hold onto a Prostitute
12. Josh Frydenberg Will Be Killed by Sharks
13. Adding Daryl Braithwaite to a Music Festival Reeks of Incontinence
14. I Want Lana Del Ray To Think Before She Lusts After My Life
15. If I Was Undead I Would Go to Hollywood with Monkeys And Burn
16. Chelsea Handler Jaws Junkies Over Male Privilege
17. Edward Norton Fights In Clubs Of Distracting Fanaticism
18. Malcolm Turnbull And The Flaccid Politics Of The Sensible Centre
19. Pauline Hanson Is Masquerading as an Agent of the Devil
20. Al Gore Invents The Internet And Burns His Junk In The Process
21. Samsung and Apple Want The Chinese To Eat All Their People
22. Angela Merkel Turkey Being Chased Off the Border
23. Kathy Griffins Is a Strongly Worded Coward
24. Paul Keating Wants Your Drug Money
25. Marshall Mathers Holds Hands With Donald Trump Under a Halo of Darkness
26. You Are Nothing Without Nick and the Queens of the Bronze Age
27. Invocation Of Russell Westbrook By The Coward Kevin Durant
28. Kevin Spacey Leaps From A Closet And Onto A Teenage Boy
29. Kyrie Irving Bites The Clutching Fingers Of Lebron James
30. Left To Revel In The Raging Noose Of Ned Kelly
31. Malcolm Roberts Scuttling At The Feet of A Hungry Mark Latham
32. Margery Kempe Conned Christ Into Consuming Crack
33. Gold Digging In The North West
34. Obamacare Is Fighting Orange Shadows Cast By Cowards
35. Sean Combs Through The Garbage At The Funeral of Tom Cruise
36. Mel Gibson Chokes On The Eulogy of Charlie Murphy
37. Social Networks Wear Russian Masks To Hunt Children
38. Tarantino Slaps The Ass Of Harvey Weinstein
39. Tattoos and Apples Wrapped In The Righteousness of Mac Miller
40. The Same Drugs Will Give No Chance To A Problem Rapper
41. O.J. Simpson and the Inevitable Hunt for Kim Kardashian
42. Nauru or Manus (Asylum Seeker Drowns)
43. Run Like Clive Palmer
44. Venezuela Crawls Under The Red Boot Of Nicolas Maduro
45. Boredom, Anxiety, Relaxation And The Decimation Of Your Attention
46. Masterchef Created Isis
47. Witness The Desecration of Our Evolution
The following albums were written and recorded across a several month period in late 2017. This was part of an experimentation in style and proliferation. Due to the sensitivity of digital music retailers these releases were banned on most platforms because of their provocative song titles. These are still available at my bandcamp website for download. These songs can now be found renamed and redistributed between three musical projects: Riddlejaw, Suspended Darkly and Eloper.
God Has Asked Too Much Of You
1. Ben Stiller Cannot Even Hold Onto A Prostitute
2. Brunette Mars and Rustin Timberlake Dragged Under The Car of Suge Knight
3. Barnaby Joyce is a Cross Dressing Foreign Pest
4. Josh Frydenberg Will Be Killed By Sharks
5. Macy And The Gray Are Yet To Check Out of Their Hotel Room
6. Militarise The LGBTQIA and Other Divisive Acronyms
7. Adding Daryl Braithwaithe To A Music Festival Reeks of Incontinence
8. Game of Thrones is a Righteous Parable for Marriage Equality
9. I Want Lana Dismay Del Ray To Think Before She Lusts After My Life
10. My Robot Will Ensure Joaquin Phoenix Feels No Isolation
11. Axl Rose Patiently Asks If He Can Be A Pink Stage Prop
12. If I Was Undead I Would Go To Hollywood With Five Monkeys
13. Wonderful Killers Coldly Pluck At Kaleidoscopes
14. Unheard Currents Tamely Impale Noisy Critics
15. The Egyptian Book Of The Dead Litters the Streets of Rome
16. God Has Asked Too Much Of You
17. The Dark Ages Of Universe And Origin Without Form And Void
A Burning House
1. Charles Manson Grows A Beard To Tempt Justin Bieber
2. Disoriented Sisyphus Curses Camus
3. At The Drive-In We Savage The Garden To Engorge Dave Lombardo
4. Muzzles Go Dark On The 32nd Floor Of The Mandalay Hotel
5. Adani Shuffles Past The Morality of Kim Jong-un
6. Eddie Gets Vedder With Rage
7. Ministry of the Eternal Liar, Al Jourgensen, The Phenom
8. Pippa Middleton Cuts Prince Harry With Victorian Terror
9. Nietzsche’s Dog Walks on Two Legs Clutching a Tax Return
10. Life Is A Burning House Built By Contagion
Extinction Swims Near Us
1. Las Vegas, Mass Shootings and The Soul of the World
2. Keith Folds Urban Disturbances In Half When Confronted With His Music
3. Let’s Donate Sarah Palin To A Body Farm and Give George Bush The Coordinates
4. Tupac Shakur Angered By A Traditional Reading of The Bible
5. I Was A Vampire When The Weekend Died
6. Hugh Hefner Is Buried With Thirteen Bunnies
7. Ariana Smokes Grande Crack For Peace
8. My Respirator Answers Only To Tom Petty And Mary Tyler Moore
9. Why Won’t Madonna Adopt Me?
10. Charles Darwin Yells At Megan Fox About Extinction and Twitter
Kingdom of Ends
1. Kendrick Lamar Is Eating Your Children
2. A Hole In JFK Called Courtney Love
3. Donald Glover Has a Mustache And You Should Take Him Seriously
4. Frank Zappa Was Always a Hologram
5. Billy Corgan is Still a Broken Pumpkin in The Arms of Miley Cyrus
6. Jack is Johnson Killing Me With Irrelevant Sonic Variations?
7. 30 Seconds To Jupiter Will Swing God Mars Beyond The Kuiper Belt
8. Do Not Touch Freddie Mercury or His Memory
9. I Take a Placebo and I Deserve a Plucky Round of Applause
10. Your Parrot Is No King In This Country
11. George Pell Is A Sneaky Soldier of God
12. Kant and the Kingdom of Ends
Rabble Come Babble
1. Angela Merkel Turkey Being Chased Off The Border
2. Kathy Griffins is a Strongly Worded Coward
3. Field Day Wants Your Drug Money
4. Marshall Mathers Holds Hands With Donald Trump Under a Halo of Darkness
5. Jared Leto and Chris Cornell Should Trade Places
6. Frank Tells Matt Okine He Will Drown in The Ocean
7. Ozzy Doing Ozzy During an Eclipse is Asinine
8. You Are Nothing Without Nick and the queens of the Bronze Age
9. Bernard Fanning Will Sing For Me Under a North Korean Nuclear Storm
10. Liam Gallagher Wants Your Father to Share Needles With Him
Babble and Execution
1. The Safe Schools Program is Gender Abuse
2. Masterchef created Isis
3. The Sensible Centre of Malcolm Turnbull’s Flaccid Politics
4. If You Have Nothing to Hide You Have Nothing to Die For
5. The NBN took my mother and gave Peter Garrett a lobotomy
6. Pauline Hanson is Masquerading as an Agent of the Devil
7. Zombie Whales Named Jeff Sessions Will Consume New York City
8. Houston Doesn’t Want Your Money Kim Kardashian
9. Chris Martin Overstates His Importance In Euthanising Children
10. Samsung and Apple Want The Chinese To Eat All Their People
Babble and Prosecution
1. Swiftly she scalps Her Fans
2. Venezuela Crawls Back and Forth Screaming Dave Get Back Here
3. Darker than the Floyd of Your Dead Moon
4. Alice is Punching Her Mother for the Chains
5. Perth Will Never Be Toured By The Death Infection Grip
6. I Brought You The Horizon and You Just Passed Out
7. Pauline Hanson's Burka Is Still Choking Your Liberal Arts Program
8. Falls Festival is for Junkies and Real Estate Agents
9. Same Sex Marriage Slaps the Bald Head of George Brandis
10. The Killers Will Always Be Half of Your Attention
Thousand Curses
1. Tony Abbott Wants To Grab It
2. The Curious Case of Peter Dutton
3. Charlie Gard Is Caught Between Worlds
4. Gurrumul Wants Darkness, Let Him Be Darkness
5. Bill Shorten Zing
6. Grenfell Tower Burns
7. Omran Daqneesh (Syria and My Boy Destroy Me In The Nerve Centre of Aleppo)
8. O.J. Simpson and The Inevitable Hunt For Kim Kardashian
9. Sierra Leone Is Lost In A World Of Mud
10. Nauru or Manus (Asylum Seeker Drowns)
11. Run Like Clive Palmer
12. Trump Is A Geriatric Bingo Player Shouting Out Cock
The Problem With Preaching From The Mount
1. Opener
2. With My Teeth
3. Hide
4. All I Need
5. Swinging From The Trees
6. The End of Man
7. Show You The Sun
8. Awe
9. Reborn
10. The Problem With Preaching From The Mount